Monday 22 February 2010
I See You've Got Your Leopard Skin Pill-box Hat
Here is Richard II being presented England by baby Jesus. He commissioned the piece himself I hear. He's kneeling next to two beatified English kings and John the Baptist is holding his shoulder. His daddy was Edward the Black Prince who has a wicked looking tomb in Canterbury Cathedral down the road from where I am now.
Sunday 21 February 2010
This Is American Music
Saturday 20 February 2010
The horror! The horror!
Friday 19 February 2010
Monday 15 February 2010
Paul Roman
I had a dream where I lived in some wretched frat house with a load of scum bags from school. They arranged a party and a guy fell of the balcony and died. Then the police arrived and staged the best funeral. Paul McCartney was milling around and The Horrors played an unannounced street gig. It made me want a black and white polka dot scarf. Paul was looking especially dashing in a flannel suit.
Sunday 14 February 2010
Don't Bogart That Joint
Since it's Valentine's Day, how about this for romance:
Steele: I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Gray: I lived a few weeks while you loved me. Goodbye, Dix.
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